More helpful advice from Boltvault physician and agony uncle Dr Julian Quimm

Dear Dr. Quimm,

I don’t normally write in for help but I’m afraid to say that I’m really struggling and need your advice.

I’ve been married for 7 years and I think my wife is up to no good.

Why, you may ask?  Well there are all the usual tell tale signs.

Basically for the last 6 months, things haven’t been right. The phone rings, I answer and whoever it is hangs up. When she answers, there’s always someone there.

She has started spending fortunes on clothes. She spends a fortune on beauty treatment and she has changed her overall appearance.

She goes out much more than normal, up to 4 times a week, allegedly with girlfriends but when I ask who she says “oh you don’t know them.”

I have been waiting up at night to see her come in, but fall asleep before she does.

Then last week I finally decided that I would force myself.

So at midnight, I snuck out in to the garage, squatted down and hid behind my golf bag. About 25 minutes later a flash car pulled up and out she got doing up her blouse. Then she got her panties out of her bag and put them on…………..

It was then, suddenly I noticed, this is where it had all being going wrong!

There was a hairline crack on the graphite shaft of my 3 wood, right by grip at the back.

Do you think I could repair this myself or would you recommend sending it back to the manufacturer?

I would be ever so grateful if you could help.

Don Caster,
Doncaster

Dr. Quimm says:

Definitely send it back to the manufacturers Don You can’t be messing about with something as serious as your clubs.

You might want to see if you can locate another, cheaper club which you can wrap around your birds head though. Tart.

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