Tube Travellers Beware!

I was recently using the London Underground for the first time and had an unfortunate accident at High Street Kensington. My attention was held by a sign on the platform floor warning me to 'Mind The Gap'. Unfortunately, I was so intent on reading this important safety notice that I continued walking as I read and promptly fell off the platform and onto the electric rails.

After several weeks in intensive care I am now on the slow road to recovery but would like to warn others of the underground rail system.

Jerry Can, Wimbourne Minster