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		<title>Strange Folk Remedies, Funny Cures</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 14:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chicken Meat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herbal Treatments]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simone Mefford asked: Folk medicine has been a part of every culture throughout our history. Many folk remedies have been found to be based upon truth. A lot of the medicines we have today were derived from plants. Unfortunately there were many more folk remedies that just didn&#8217;t seem to make logical sense.As folk medicine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny, Rude, Free &#8211; Ecards As Greetings</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 13:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Greeting Cards]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Shellaine Enfesta asked: If you are one those pranks or humorous guys looking for a funny rude free ecard, then it is not that difficult to find one. With the high speed of internet advancement, an online social utility site may have one of these things you are looking for. You can check the blogs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>really funny pranks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 08:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Curiosity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pranks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[wwwstreetfashionro asked: you know what they say about curiosity )Caffeinated Content]]></description>
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		<title>funny accidents</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-accidents-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 06:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Itunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Somethin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-accidents-2</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[toto233 asked: iTunes: tinyurl.com Amazon MP3: tinyurl.com &#8230;.. You can also get this song for FREE on youtube audioswap &#8212; watch this video to learn how: www.youtube.com Artist: 009 Sound System Song: With A Spirit Length: 09:58 lyrics: you can be whatever u want when you&#8217;re high walk slowly with a spirit by your side [...]]]></description>
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		<title>outrageously funny commercials</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/outrageously-funny-commercials#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 22:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[henry106851124 asked: It&#8217;s a funny commercialsCaffeinated Content]]></description>
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		<title>funny accidents</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-accidents#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 19:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Collections]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Accidents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[shusugai1972 asked: funny accident collections 2m57sCreate a video blog]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Cats 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 16:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sanchey asked: www.herekittykitty.info == Click here to check out a super cool new cat product.Caffeinated Content]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Icebreaker Questions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 15:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Icing On The Cake]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Millett asked: When people first meet they usually follow the standard communication protocol, it is hard for people to open up and get to know each other; the most difficult part is trying to &#8220;think&#8221; of something to say. More often than not people are just nervous when the first meet and have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Cartoons and Collectors</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-cartoons-and-collectors#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 14:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Antique Stores]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Limited Edition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shipping Costs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[John T Thompson asked: Cartoon is probably one of the most popular drawings in the world, as well as funny cartoon. Search no more for funny cartoon stories, funny cartoon pictures, and those elusive funny commercials starring cartoon are available all over the world for collecting them.When looking for a cartoon to collect one should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Gift Ideas</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-gift-ideas</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-gift-ideas#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 09:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dashboard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gift Basket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tourist Areas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-gift-ideas</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Aiden W asked: Most people enjoy getting funny gifts every once in a while. It&#8217;s a misconception that every gift has to be useful or practical. The point of giving presents is to make the recipients happy. If the gift you buy them happens to be something they need, that&#8217;s great. However, certain people seem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Thoughts on New Halloween Costumes-Party</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-thoughts-on-new-halloween-costumes-party</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-thoughts-on-new-halloween-costumes-party#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 08:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Butt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carnival]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Exhibits]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-thoughts-on-new-halloween-costumes-party</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nick Dangelo asked: It&#8217;s that time of the year and bad taste and tacky outfits are all the rage again. Some people just don&#8217;t seem to learn. You only have to look at the disasters from last year to see where even our much admired celebrities missed the plot completely.For a start, consider the context [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Good Reasons to Memorize Funny Quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/three-good-reasons-to-memorize-funny-quotes</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/three-good-reasons-to-memorize-funny-quotes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 05:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bad Quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relatives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/three-good-reasons-to-memorize-funny-quotes</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Karan Kapoor asked: You should memorize funny quotes. You should memorize thousands of them. Ok if not thousand, you can memorize at least hundred. That can be easily achieved if you learn four quotes in a day. That would be equals to one hundred twenty quotes in a month and fourteen hundred forty quotes in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Birthday Poems</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-birthday-poems#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 21:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poets]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-birthday-poems</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kevin Mathews asked: Some person has made writing of poems as one of their hobby. Writing of poems is not a difficult task but only the thing matter is the work should be done with patience and care. It is also of equal importance that you should be able to express or share your words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Pictures</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-pictures</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-pictures#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 14:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weed]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-pictures</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[dropdimes18 asked: once this video gets 2 million views ima get a perfecto blunt, split it open, and fill it up with weed then SMOKE THAT SHIT SON!!!!! yall help me get to that blunt faster and watch this video about 500000 more times. peace.Create a video blog]]></description>
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		<title>How to Be Funny, Become Popular and Be the Life of the Party</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/how-to-be-funny-become-popular-and-be-the-life-of-the-party</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/how-to-be-funny-become-popular-and-be-the-life-of-the-party#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 08:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laugh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dennis Fisher asked: Funny people are fun to be with. Everyone enjoys their company. Learn how to be funny and you&#8217;ll be the life of the party.]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Wedding Toasts</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-wedding-toasts</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-wedding-toasts#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 08:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memorable Wedding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wedding Speech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wedding Toast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-wedding-toasts</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yolanda Nash asked: It is believed that getting married is a changeover of a person&#8217;s life and that it can be quite a stressful change for a person. But making a wedding speech can be even more stressful event, especially when it comes to deliver in front of a newlywed and wedding guests.To stand and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Entertaining and Funny Baby Shower Games</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/entertaining-and-funny-baby-shower-games</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/entertaining-and-funny-baby-shower-games#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 06:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baby Baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paper Ribbon]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/entertaining-and-funny-baby-shower-games</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jane O&#39;Baillie asked: Baby shower games are a traditional part of any baby shower celebration. It&#8217;s one of the best ways of providing entertainment for the guests. Most of these games are simple and fun to play. Some of them are relatively new and are not usually played in the celebration.Clothespin GameOne of the easy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Funny Pranks&#8221; &#8211; Best Pranks of 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-pranks-best-pranks-of-2009</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-pranks-best-pranks-of-2009#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 05:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Compilation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pranks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[funnyd00ds asked: Funny Pranks &#8211; Best Pranks of 2009 compilation. Highlights of our best pranks of the year.funny]]></description>
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		<title>When Humor is Not Funny</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/when-humor-is-not-funny</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/when-humor-is-not-funny#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 02:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inappropriate Behaviour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Context]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Fact]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/when-humor-is-not-funny</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Darrell Victor asked: A manifestation of humor is not always perceived as funny or comical. Humor &#8211; characterised as being comical or amusing &#8211; relies on an amalgam of factors that affect our perception of it. The difference between a joke or action being funny or perceived as having &#8220;bombed&#8221; atomically relies on your sense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YAY! Funny Animal Videos!</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/yay-funny-animal-videos</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/yay-funny-animal-videos#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 01:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Penguin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tyson The Skateboarding Dog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Twsmith24 asked: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! twitter.com OKAY! First and foremost, the song that is playing when the dog is skateboarding is &#8220;Fire on High&#8221; by ELO! This is a popular video featuring Tyson the skateboarding dog, hilarious cat videos, and an awesome penguin video! **If you get tired of the skateboarding dog&#8230; just stop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodfellas:&#8221;Funny, How?&#8221; Scene</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/goodfellasfunny-how-scene</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/goodfellasfunny-how-scene#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 17:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Watch Movies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[greatmovieclips asked: WATCH GOODFELLAS AND OTHER MOVIES NOW!! JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW!! www.greatmoviewatch.com The famous &#8220;How am I funny&#8221; scene from the 1990 movie Goodfellas.Website content]]></description>
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		<title>the best commercial ever ( very funny )</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/the-best-commercial-ever-very-funny</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/the-best-commercial-ever-very-funny#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 10:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Free Chance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[One Million Dollars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/the-best-commercial-ever-very-funny</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[thabestnoobaroud asked: WinAMillionDollarsOnline.com (&#8212; CLICK HERE! Enter For Your Free Chance to Win One Million Dollars! What Would You Do With One Million Smackeroos? this wasnt made by me!! this is a Halifax Film and yes i know its disgusting but it has more than 10000 views i cant delete it now lolCreate a video [...]]]></description>
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		<title>mr bean funny humour</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/mr-bean-funny-humour</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/mr-bean-funny-humour#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 09:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr Bean]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/mr-bean-funny-humour</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[deadgoth666 asked: funnyCaffeinated Content]]></description>
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		<title>Katt Williams very funny lol</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/katt-williams-very-funny-lol</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/katt-williams-very-funny-lol#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 07:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katt Williams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lol]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/katt-williams-very-funny-lol</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[g0g0frenky asked: very funny Katt Williams also funny www.youtube.comCreate a video blog]]></description>
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		<title>Twins Bathroom Mirror Prank Funny</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/twins-bathroom-mirror-prank-funny</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/twins-bathroom-mirror-prank-funny#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 07:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bathroom Mirror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Identical Twins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/twins-bathroom-mirror-prank-funny</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[karanparmar21 asked: It&#8217;s funny how the people had a difficult time in finding themselves. This is absolutely hilarious. Identical twins in identical rooms opposite each other and proceed to prank everyone who walks in.funny]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 07:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blond]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Credit Cards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fires]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-jokes</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Paul Muligan asked: Funny jokes are a great way to keep us all smiling and looking at life with a positive attitude. Humor is one of God&#8217;s gifts&#8230; we should act accordingly!Here&#8217;s a joke which I find really funny&#8230;So there&#8217;s a guy at a bar, staring blankly at his drink. He stays like that for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women&#8217;s Parking (FUNNY)</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/womens-parking-funny</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/womens-parking-funny#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 04:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[E Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grandma]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/womens-parking-funny</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[portage96 asked: Even though im a girl this is soo funny! I got this as an e-mail from my grandma. The quality is kinda bad but it&#8217;s hilarious!Kansieo.com]]></description>
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		<title>How to Be Funny</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/how-to-be-funny</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/how-to-be-funny#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 19:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedians]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Principle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/how-to-be-funny</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nemanja Prekovic asked: The fact that everyone can improve their ability to be funny, without any troubles, is pretty unbelievable, but surely possible. Before we begin, I shall tell you how psychologists have explained why people find some things amusing and funny. Every time when we learn something new, the mind builds a brand new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The World of Funny and Strange Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/the-world-of-funny-and-strange-awards</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/the-world-of-funny-and-strange-awards#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 12:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bowling Pin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People S Choice Awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recognitions]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/the-world-of-funny-and-strange-awards</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[John Parks asked: Everyone loves to win an award but sometimes you want to be careful of what you wish for because you may just get it. Winning an award is always fun and it is nice to be recognized. Maybe you won employee of the month at work or perhaps your civic work caused [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Bloopers</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-bloopers</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-bloopers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 09:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports Bloopers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-bloopers</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[krazaykid006 asked: tinyurl.com Funny Funny Sports bloopers!!!funny]]></description>
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		<title>2 Funny Babies Laughing</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/2-funny-babies-laughing</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/2-funny-babies-laughing#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 04:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Youtube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/2-funny-babies-laughing</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[BBaracus asked: I found these 2 babies on Youtube and decided to put them in one clip. It&#8217;s very funny, for those who haven&#8217;t seen them yet. Enjoy Kansieo.com]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Pranks 101</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-pranks-101</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-pranks-101#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 02:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Avalanche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Freezer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humorous Note]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-pranks-101</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Shaina Monfils asked: Have you ever tried to pull a funny prank on someone to get a few laughs? If not, this is your opportunity! Pranks are little jokes that we play on the people we know and love. If you do them right, they could make both of you laugh until milk is shooting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Baby &#8220;Blood&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-baby-blood</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-baby-blood#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 20:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Subscribers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-baby-blood</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[chaosthunder101 asked: When I get 5000+ subscribers then I&#8217;ll do a special video. Very funny video! I&#8217;d like to thank all the people who have been watching my video and all the people who have been commenting!Caffeinated Content]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Birthday Rhymes Make a Good Gift in Tough Economy</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-birthday-rhymes-make-a-good-gift-in-tough-economy</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-birthday-rhymes-make-a-good-gift-in-tough-economy#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 15:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Economic Downturn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Salutation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Something Fun]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-birthday-rhymes-make-a-good-gift-in-tough-economy</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Denise Ann Rodgers asked: There&#8217;s nothing like a funny birthday rhyme to bring out the smiles when it&#8217;s time to celebrate. And the good news is that, even during our tough economy, you can find these funny birthday poems, often for free, on the Internet, and you&#8217;re at least half way there to the perfect [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Sports Bloopers</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-sports-bloopers</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-sports-bloopers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 14:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports Bloopers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-sports-bloopers</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[dennisqui asked: Funny Sports Bloopers!!Caffeinated Content]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Animal Videos</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-animal-videos</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-animal-videos#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 07:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humorous Results]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kitten]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mini Fridge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-animal-videos</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Geraldine Oaks asked: Being territorial is par for the course for many animals, but sometimes, as funny animal videos illustrate, it&#8217;s surprising just which animals get the instinct, or just whom they&#8217;re willing to chase off. In these videos, we have a couple animals that have staked out a claim on their yard and are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Animals</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-animals</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-animals#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 07:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Copyright Statute]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scholarship]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-animals</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dude4NL asked: For those who dislike the music&#8230; I fully understand that. Bear with me I made more clips for your enjoyment with original sounds so &#8220;no weird music&#8221;. Also the talking cats are back along with cute talking dogs in a new compilation. www.youtube.com Aint animals funny when they do funny things anyway&#8230; Well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny T-shirts</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-t-shirts</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-t-shirts#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 06:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny T Shirt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Intention]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-t-shirts</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Karan Kapoor asked: Humor makes us laugh. It makes us realize that life is beautiful and enjoyable. When humor is printed in T-shirt, then a simple plain T-shirt which is very dull and boring suddenly becomes Funny T-shirt that grabs everyone&#8217;s attention. The humor printed on funny T-shirts can be in the form of funny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid people and funny bloopers!</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/stupid-people-and-funny-bloopers</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/stupid-people-and-funny-bloopers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 19:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ppl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rockin Robbin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid People]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/stupid-people-and-funny-bloopers</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[hardyfan54 asked: SUBSCRIBE OR DIE! nah jk but if u subscribe u will save a KITTTYYYYYYY song is &#8216;rockin robbin&#8217; thnx 4 all ur comments i would like to personally thank the stupid ppl that made this video possible! Hey people stupid people and funny bloopers 2 is now out! www.youtube.com stupid people and funny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Soccer Pictures</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-soccer-pictures</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/funny-soccer-pictures#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 04:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photographers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soccer Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soccer Games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/funny-soccer-pictures</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[John Escribar asked: Funny soccer pictures surround the internet today. There are many websites that display different pictures from soccer games that really could give any viewer a very good laugh. There are those that show outrageous positions having done by the players while playing the game. There are also those funny photos of wild [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holly McGuire</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/holly-mcguire</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/holly-mcguire#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boltvault babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glamour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lingerie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[page 3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swimwear]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1904</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome Holly McGuire, likes spending time with friends and family, but then likes the wild nights out! Essex based Hollys stats are 32f-24-34 Name: Holly Mcguire Location: Essex Measurements: 32f-24-34 Height: 5ft5 Eye Colour: Dark Brown Hair Colour/Length: Blonde/Mid Length (am growing it long) Shoe size: 4 Dress Size: 8-10 Experience (work that is!) What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DR. QUIMM&#8217;S GUIDE TO KNOWING YOUR POO</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/dr-quimms-guide-to-knowing-your-poo</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/dr-quimms-guide-to-knowing-your-poo#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr Quimm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Murray]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bum Gravy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chemical Ali]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deidre Barlow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ghost]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guinness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Home Alone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kurds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Log Flume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Macauley Culkin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr. Whippy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orgasm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paxo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sea Wolf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Submarine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Usain Bolt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World War II]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1840</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi, I’m resident Boltvault physician Dr. Julian Quimm and welcome to the first of my series of medical missives designed to help you recognise the tell-tale signs of illness or injury. In my surgery today, I’m going to teach you a valuable lesson; a lesson which could save you hours of pain, suffering and embarrassment. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vikki-Gabrielle Holt</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/vikki-gabrielle-holt</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/vikki-gabrielle-holt#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boltvault babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glamour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[model]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vikki-Gabrielle Holt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[West Yorkshire]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1836</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to our West Yorkshire babe, Vikki! One of our questions is &#8220;strangest place you’ve ever had sex?&#8221; Vikki&#8217;s reply was &#8220;beside the motorway&#8221;, we really want to hear about this, was she broken down? Vikki&#8217;s ideal night out is a good meal and some RnB, likes to keep fit (as we can see). Name: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STAR WARS PULP FICTION</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/star-wars-pulp-fiction</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/star-wars-pulp-fiction#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bruce Willis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[C3PO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carrie Fisher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chewbacca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Han Solo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harrison Ford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jabba The Hutt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hamill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pulp fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarrantino]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uma Thurman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ving Rhames]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1783</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is another in the series of fantastic edits where images of Star Wars have been mixed with other movies and in our opinion, it&#8217;s one of the best. Star Wars and Pulp Fiction &#8211; genius!]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>BOOGIE NIGHTS MIX</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/boogie-nights-mix</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/boogie-nights-mix#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boogie Nights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chewbacca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dirk Diggler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Han Solo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Wahlberg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Princess Leia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1789</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Take a dash of Dirk Diggler, a pinch of Han Solo, a drizzle of Luke Skywalker and a large portion of theme music and you&#8217;ve got the perfect recipe for a Star Wars / Boogie Nights mix!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>MOUSE HELD ON CELEBRITY HAIR THEFT CHARGES</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/mouse-held-on-celebrity-hair-theft-charges</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/mouse-held-on-celebrity-hair-theft-charges#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bruce Forsythe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brucie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heathrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[L'oreal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Play your cards right]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You bet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1811</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man down the nick, John Bollocks Police have today apprehended a mouse at Heathrow airport on charges of theft and the suspected trafficking of celebrity human hair. Bertram Mouse, 24 of no fixed abode was arrested by airport police acting on a tip-off as he attempted to board a flight to Kazakhstan, reputedly [...]]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>EYE OF THE TIGER</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/eye-of-the-tiger</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/eye-of-the-tiger#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 08:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy Vault]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eye of the tiger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm on the top of the world]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mouse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nolan's Cheddar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Carpenters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This is the end]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1807</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Very funny, and all about cheese &#8211; you can&#8217;t go wrong!]]></description>
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		<title>STAR WARS AIRWOLF</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/star-wars-airwolf</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/star-wars-airwolf#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[80's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airwolf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[military helicopter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1778</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Another trip back to the 80&#8242;s where we see clips from the movie legend that is Star Wars mixed with the opening titles of hi-tech helicopter adventure series, Airwolf. This is brilliant!]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>PROBLEMS PUTTING OUT</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/problems-putting-out</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/problems-putting-out#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dr Quimm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[headache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kojak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[London]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pooper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skin flicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiredness]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1801</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  Dear Dr Quimm, My boyfriend is always pestering me to have sex with him. It doesn&#8217;t matter what time of the day or night it is, he always wants to sleep with me. What can I do as I&#8217;m worried this sort of pressure will ruin our relationship? Abi Daysarehereagain, London Dr. Quimm says: [...]]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>ITALIAN CLASSIC</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/italian-classic</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/italian-classic#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Car Chase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mafia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Caine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Italian Job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1794</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As iconic movie lines go, this one is right up there. It&#8217;s 1969 and Michael Caine has amassed a band of crooks to pull of the crime of the decade &#8211; to steal a truck load of gold bullion from right under the noses of the Mafia. Add in some Mini&#8217;s, one of the best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-TEAM STAR WARS</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/a-team-star-wars</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/a-team-star-wars#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anthony Daniels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[C3PO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chewbacca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Han Solo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harrison Ford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Luke Sywalker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hamill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The A Team]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1770</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered what would happen if you took the legendary 80&#8242;s soldiers of fortune series The A-Team and mixed it with a dash of the original Star Wars trilogy? Well this is it folks, one of the best trailers you&#8217;ll ever see. Pure genius!]]></description>
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		<title>WOMEN MORE LIKELY TO GIVE BIRTH THAN MEN &#8211; OFFICIAL</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/women-more-likely-to-give-birth-than-men-official</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/women-more-likely-to-give-birth-than-men-official#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cambridge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr Quimm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ghostbusters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ivan Reitman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Bollocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Junior]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pregnancy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[University]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1759</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man in the delivery room, John Bollocks A new study undertaken by Cambridge University to be published next week claims that women are a staggering 100% more likely to give birth than men.  The study which was commissioned by the British Medical Association (BMA), ran tests over a 10 year period to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOSPITALS OVERWHELMED FOLLOWING LIVERPOOL DEFEAT. RIB INJURIES INCREASE TENFOLD</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/hospitals-overwhelmed-following-liverpool-defeat-rib-injuries-increase-tenfold</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/hospitals-overwhelmed-following-liverpool-defeat-rib-injuries-increase-tenfold#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Bollocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liverpool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manchester]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Premier League]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rafa Benitez]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1752</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man in surgical gloves, John Bollocks.   Hospitals across the country have been under siege by an influx of patients complaining of rib injuries. The epidemic is said to have started shortly after the final whistle blew at Anfield as Liverpool were knocked out of the FA Cup in their replay against Reading. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ROSS ANNOUNCES NEW TV PLANS</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/ross-announces-new-tv-plans</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/ross-announces-new-tv-plans#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BBC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gordon Ramsay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jonathan Ross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katie Price]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katy Perry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russell Brand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wossy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1715</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By chief showbiz correspondent, Snooper van Minge. Following his announcement yesterday that he was quitting the BBC after 13 years; Jonathan Ross has today announced plans for a new TV show which will also feature friend and comedian Russell Brand. Speaking to fans on his Wossy Twitter page, Ross described how his new show will [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>OXFORD MAN HELD ON VOYEUR CHARGES</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/oxford-man-held-on-voyeur-charges</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/oxford-man-held-on-voyeur-charges#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Bollocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kidlington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oxford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Police]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1699</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man twitching behind the curtains, John Bollocks. Police were called to a house in upper crust Kidlington, Oxfordshire last night, to arrest an alleged pervert. The alarm was raised by neighbours who heard screaming emanating from a house in The Broadway area of the village. On entry to the address, police were alarmed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEW ELECTION POLICIES UNVEILED</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/new-election-policies-unveiled</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/new-election-policies-unveiled#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conservative]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Cameron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General Election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gordon Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lib Dem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nick Clegg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Policies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Westminster]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1683</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man in Westminster, John Bollocks.   As the build up to a General Election starts to hot up, the major parties have today unveiled the policies they hope will see them elected. This morning Tory leader David Cameron told waiting journalists his party would be adopting a radical new ‘Name Calling’ policy which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IT’S SNOW JOKE! LATEST TERROR PLOT UNCOVERED</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/it%e2%80%99s-snow-joke-latest-terror-plot-uncovered</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/it%e2%80%99s-snow-joke-latest-terror-plot-uncovered#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Bollocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MI5]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr. Frosty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scotland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[terror plot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weather]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1662</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man with his hands in a muff, John Bollocks. MI5 has today revealed the cold snap which has seen the UK grind almost to a standstill in recent days, is the result of the latest fiendish terror plot by Islamic extremists. A spokesman for the security service, Tom Tit, claimed that a terror [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Elise</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/elise</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/elise#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boltvault babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elise]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Essex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1650</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome Essex based Elise - proud owner of one of the top 10 British bum&#8217;s! Elise loves clubbing and drinking Malibu and Coke and also likes swimming pool changing rooms&#8230; Name: Elise Location: Essex Measurements: 30E-24-34 Height: 5&#8217;5 Eye Colour: blue/green Hair Colour/Length: blonde, waist length (all natural) Shoe size: 5 Dress Size: 8/10 Experience (work [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Alien Defense</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/obama-alien-defense</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/obama-alien-defense#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Obama]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1609</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama defends the world from an alien invasion!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wordo</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/wordo</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/wordo#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1607</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Clear the board of letters by spelling words!]]></description>
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		<title>Snowboard Madness</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/snowboard-madness</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/snowboard-madness#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1605</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Strive to be the best as you ride the mountains.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Deluxe Pool</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/deluxe-pool</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/deluxe-pool#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pool]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1603</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Use the pool cue to shoot and pocket the billiard balls.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/deluxe-pool/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Police Chopper</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/police-chopper</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/police-chopper#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[police chopper]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1601</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Use your skills as an elite Police Chopper pilot to serve the city.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/police-chopper/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>Shootin&#8217; Hoops</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/shootin-hoops</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/shootin-hoops#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shootin' Hoops]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Get past the other players and shoot a basket to win.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/shootin-hoops/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>NEW GOVERNMENT PLANS ON CLIMATE CHANGE ANNOUNCED &#8211; &#8216;KILL THEM ALL&#8217; SAY MINISTERS</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/new-government-plans-on-climate-change-announced-kill-them-all-say-ministers</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/new-government-plans-on-climate-change-announced-kill-them-all-say-ministers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carbon footprint]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CO2 emissions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Selina Clownspocket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Westminster]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1480</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our woman in Westminster, Selina Clownspocket. The government has today announced revolutionary new plans to cut CO2 emissions and reduce the UK’s carbon footprint. Following a two-year study by the University of Leamington Spa, Government ministers have revealed that a cull of old people and cows will begin in 2010 in an attempt to [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/new-government-plans-on-climate-change-announced-kill-them-all-say-ministers/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>The must have cleaning product of the year</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/new-from-boltvault-%e2%80%93-the-must-have-cleaning-product-of-the-yearnew-from-boltvault-%e2%80%93-the-must-have-cleaning-product-of-the-year</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/new-from-boltvault-%e2%80%93-the-must-have-cleaning-product-of-the-yearnew-from-boltvault-%e2%80%93-the-must-have-cleaning-product-of-the-year#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Ads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cillit Bang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knobheads]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1471</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fed up with the sight of unsightly stains on humanity? Want to say goodbye to nasty irritations? Unable to remove those annoying Grimes from your TV every Saturday night? Well look no further! The boffins at Bolvault Industry in association with Cillit Bang have come up with the definitive product to meet all your cleaning needs! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>EXCLUSIVE! JEDWARD IN CAN’T SING SHOCK</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/exclusive-jedward-in-can%e2%80%99t-sing-shock</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/exclusive-jedward-in-can%e2%80%99t-sing-shock#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jedward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John and Edward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X Factor twins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1465</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man with a slack jaw and even slacker morals, Snooper van Minge Hit ITV talent show the X Factor has been plunged into turmoil today as shocking revelations came to light amid claims that Irish twins John and Edward cannot sing. The pair who have consistently been the best performers in the live [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/exclusive-jedward-in-can%e2%80%99t-sing-shock/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>BUM&#8217;S THE WORD &#8211; LABOUR ANNOUNCES NEW PLANS TO TACKLE SINGLE MUM&#8217;S</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/bums-the-word-labour-announces-new-plans-to-tackle-single-mums</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/bums-the-word-labour-announces-new-plans-to-tackle-single-mums#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andy Burnham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Britain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bum tricks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chav]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chutney locker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dirt box]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Bollocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leeds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liverpool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marmite motorway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NHS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pregnancy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shell suit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soaps]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1723</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man in Westminster, John Bollocks. Health Secretary Andy Burnham today announced how Labour plans to tackle the mounting issue of unmarried mothers. In a radical new initiative, Mr. Burnham has called for the introduction of anal sex as an alternative method of contraception in an attempt to reduce pregnancy rates among women aged [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/bums-the-word-labour-announces-new-plans-to-tackle-single-mums/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>X-POSED! X FACTOR TWINS SECRET DAD REVEALED</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/x-posed-x-factor-twins-scret-dad-revealed</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/x-posed-x-factor-twins-scret-dad-revealed#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snooper van Minge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vanilla Ice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[x factor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X Factor twins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1459</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man aghast, Snooper van Minge As if the country wasn’t talking about them enough, shock new revelations about X Factor twins Jonathan and Edward look set to have tongues wagging even more. Startling new evidence has come to light which has revealed the twins are in fact the secret love children of 90’s [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/x-posed-x-factor-twins-scret-dad-revealed/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>MCINTYRE UNDER INVESTIGATION &#8211; ‘COMIC’ TO FACE TRADE DESCRIPTION ENQUIRY</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/mcintyre-under-investigation-%e2%80%98comic%e2%80%99-to-face-trade-description-enquiry</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/mcintyre-under-investigation-%e2%80%98comic%e2%80%99-to-face-trade-description-enquiry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fast-talking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irritating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael McIntyre]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1454</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault Showbiz reporter, Snooper van Minge. Irritating, fast-talking, slanty-eyed, pink shirt-wearing twat Michael McIntyre was today at the centre of an investigation by Trading Standards officers after it emerged he was attempting to portray himself as ‘funny’ and travelling the UK ‘impersonating a comedian’. The investigation follows a complaint by Swindon resident Mr. Bert [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/mcintyre-under-investigation-%e2%80%98comic%e2%80%99-to-face-trade-description-enquiry/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Even Hitler Hates The X Factor Twins</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/even-hitler-hates-the-x-factor-twins</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/even-hitler-hates-the-x-factor-twins#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1451</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Speaking exclusively to Boltvault from beyond the grave, Adolf Hitler gives his verdict on Johnathan &#38; Edward from his secret bunker in Hell.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/even-hitler-hates-the-x-factor-twins/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Best Blonde Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/the-best-blonde-jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/the-best-blonde-jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/the-best-blonde-jokes</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Blonde jokes are based on the premise that people (primarily women) with blonde hair are naive, gullible, and&#8230;well, just plain stupid. You would think that this simple premise would get old &#8211; but lo and behold it does not, the best blonde jokes are alive and well in the 21st century! For some reason, like [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/the-best-blonde-jokes/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Memory</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/memory</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/memory#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1449</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m  not going soft, but sometimes I like these heartwarming stories, and this one  truly is amazing.  In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern  University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant  standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/memory/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>What makes us men</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/what-makes-us-men</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/what-makes-us-men#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1446</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. OPENING JARS &#8211; She&#8217;s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn&#8217;t. Jars are men&#8217;s work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE &#8216;SON&#8217; &#8211; Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE &#8211; Beckham free kicks [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/what-makes-us-men/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>The X Factor 2009 &#8211; Fouad Djaoublia</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/the-x-factor-2009-fouad-djaoublia</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/the-x-factor-2009-fouad-djaoublia#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1247</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome all the possibly the funniest I&#8217;ve seen in a while. The 25 year old waiter from France and now living in London came to the UK to seek his dream to record an album. All the judges are laughing their heads off by the end and the audience are on their feet singing along [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Lisa Jayne</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/lisa-jayne</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/lisa-jayne#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boltvault babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glamour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lisa jayne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[model]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[topless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yorkshire]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1238</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[22 year-old Lisa has been modelling for a year and is based in Yorkshire. She has modelled in various publications and has covered glamour, topless, nude and fashion. She&#8217;s 5ft 4&#8243; and supports Manchester United. Name: Lisa Jayne Location: Goole Measurements: 32b Height: 5&#8243;4 Eye Colour: Green Hair Colour/Length: Shoulder length Shoe size: 3/4 Dress [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>Weird Al Yankovic &#8211; Yoda</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/weird-al-yankovic-yoda</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/weird-al-yankovic-yoda#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sung to the tune of &#8220;Lola&#8221; by The Kinks, this is a classic Weird Al take-off with a Star Wars spin &#8211; very funny!]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/weird-al-yankovic-yoda/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>Lego Batman Trailer</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/lego-batman-trailer</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/lego-batman-trailer#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1228</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We know it&#8217;s not new but it&#8217;s still worth a look, check it out!]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/lego-batman-trailer/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>Bolt In New Sprint Sensation – Accomplishes Time Travel Feat</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/bolt-in-new-sprint-sensation-%e2%80%93-accomplishes-time-travel-feat</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/bolt-in-new-sprint-sensation-%e2%80%93-accomplishes-time-travel-feat#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Athletics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beijing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Usain Bolt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wilf Kettle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1221</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man at the track, Wilf Kettle Usain Bolt has amazed the Athletics world again this morning by using his unbelievable speed to actually travel through time. It seems that after winning Olympic Gold last Summer in Beijing, a team of top scientists have been working with the Jamaican sprinter to see exactly what [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/bolt-in-new-sprint-sensation-%e2%80%93-accomplishes-time-travel-feat/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>Warnock &amp; Jordan to Take Ball Home – Not Playing Anymore</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/warnock-jordan-to-take-ball-home-%e2%80%93-not-playing-anymore</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/warnock-jordan-to-take-ball-home-%e2%80%93-not-playing-anymore#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crystal Palace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neil Warnock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Simon Jordan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wilf Kettle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1210</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault’s Chief Football Correspondent, Wilf Kettle. Crystal Palace Manager Neil Warnock and his Chairman Simon Jordan have today threatened to take their ball home and not let anyone else play following a disallowed goal in their game at Bristol City at the weekend. The pair who are also considering not letting anyone play with [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/warnock-jordan-to-take-ball-home-%e2%80%93-not-playing-anymore/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Olympic Boxing Boost – “Tissue-tastic” says Kleenex</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/olympic-boxing-boost-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9ctissue-tastic%e2%80%9d-says-kleenex</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/olympic-boxing-boost-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9ctissue-tastic%e2%80%9d-says-kleenex#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012 Olympics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greg Wad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kleenex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women’s Boxing]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1202</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault Business Analyst Greg Wad Tissue giants Kleenex are reportedly in line for a bumper pay day after Women’s Boxing was confirmed as an event for London’s 2012 Olympics this week. A spokesman for the company claimed the move was directly linked to the upsurge in masturbation likely to ensue as scantily clad women [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/olympic-boxing-boost-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9ctissue-tastic%e2%80%9d-says-kleenex/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<item>
		<title>Slip and fly</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/slip-and-fly</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/slip-and-fly#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1199</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just had to put this up here, I saw this and just thought it was comedy!]]></description>
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		<title>New Cancer Shock – Being Alive Increases Risk</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/new-cancer-shock-%e2%80%93-being-alive-increases-risk</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/new-cancer-shock-%e2%80%93-being-alive-increases-risk#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cancer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cigarettes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr Quimm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sunbeds]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1184</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Special report by Boltvault physician, Dr. Julian Quimm. Coming hot on the heels of the announcement this morning that an increase in oral cancer has been linked somewhat tenuously to alcohol, scientists at the privately funded Bob Cratchett Biolabs have today confirmed that not being dead can increase the risk of contracting cancer in some [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>More Dr. Quimm Casefiles</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/more-dr-quimm-casefiles</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/more-dr-quimm-casefiles#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dr Quimm]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1181</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Threesome Poser Dear Dr. Quimm,   My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me but Im worried how this might affect our relationship. What should I do?   Angie Sden, Walford. Dr. Quimm Says: Obviously, your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Public Warned of Sunbed Terror – “They Are Out There Watching” Say Police</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/public-warned-of-sunbed-terror-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9cthey-are-out-there-watching%e2%80%9d-say-police</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/public-warned-of-sunbed-terror-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9cthey-are-out-there-watching%e2%80%9d-say-police#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Bollocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sunbeds]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1163</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man on the front line, John Bollocks. Police have today warned the public to remain vigilant after gangs of angry young sunbeds took to the streets following accusations they were “more dangerous than tobacco”. The gangs have caused havoc in precincts and leisure centres up and down the country, destroying property and attacking [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/public-warned-of-sunbed-terror-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9cthey-are-out-there-watching%e2%80%9d-say-police/feed</wfw:commentRss>
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		<title>Met Office Wrong Shocker – “Oops” says spokesman</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/met-office-wrong-shocker-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9coops%e2%80%9d-says-spokesman</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/met-office-wrong-shocker-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9coops%e2%80%9d-says-spokesman#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Bollocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Met Office]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weather]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man in a cagoule, John Bollocks Its official, the Met Office cannot predict the weather. In a shock announcement this morning the boffins, who for decades have tried in vain to predict rain or shine, finally admitted they were a shower of shit. Having previously predicted a “barbeque summer”, the Met Office changed [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/met-office-wrong-shocker-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9coops%e2%80%9d-says-spokesman/feed</wfw:commentRss>
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		<title>City announce latest bid</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/city-announce-latest-bid</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/city-announce-latest-bid#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manchester City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hughes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Premier League]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wilf Kettle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1146</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault’s Chief Football correspondent, Wilf Kettle. Big spending Manchester City are set to stun the football world yet again in this week as they continue in their attempts to buy the Premier League title. Sources at Eastlands have sensationally revealed that the City hierarchy are planning an audacious bid to sign the Brazilian, Italian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Latest from the BV Post Room</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/latest-from-the-bv-post-room</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/latest-from-the-bv-post-room#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Karen Carpenter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rolling stone]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1141</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Boltvault, The old adage states that “A rolling stone gathers no moss”. Well, I’ve had veteran rocker Mick Jagger tied up in my basement for 6 months now and let me tell you, he has all sorts of muck growing on him now. In your face old wives tales! Tiny Tim, Jolly Old London [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shoddy Services</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/shoddy-services</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/shoddy-services#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oxford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Welcome Break]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1136</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Boltvault, On a recent motorway trip from Birmingham to London I heeded the advice of the Highways Agency and fearing tiredness could kill, took a requisite rest at the Welcome Break services situated at junction 8a near Oxford. Having first battled my way through the assortment of bikers, travelling sports teams and caravan-towing pensioners [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kimberley Roberts</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/kimberley-roberts</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/kimberley-roberts#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boltvault babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kimberley Robers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leciester]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[playboy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex on the beach]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1132</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Meet Miss Kimberley Robers, our 30-26-35 beauty from Leciester. Loves spending time with her mum and friends. Ideal assignment is of course playboy, but has already done shoots for Nuts, Zoo and the Daily Sport!! Kimberley is a shopaholic, but her ideal night is to be drinking cocktails and dancing with hotties. Thats enought from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DRUGS, HOOKERS AND BOOZE &#8211; WHAT HAPPENED NEXT TO THE CADBURY&#8217;S GORILLA</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/drugs-hookers-and-booze-what-happened-next-to-the-cadburys-gorilla</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/drugs-hookers-and-booze-what-happened-next-to-the-cadburys-gorilla#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cadbury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave Skelton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gorilla]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snooper van Minge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1092</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man with a large banana, Snooper van Minge   He was the Gorilla with the world at his feet. A national TV star who wowed the nation with his drumming abilities but now sadly, that is a distant memory for chocolate bar front man Dave Skelton. For now instead of performing in front [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/drugs-hookers-and-booze-what-happened-next-to-the-cadburys-gorilla/feed</wfw:commentRss>
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		<title>Hayley-Marie Coppin</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/hayley-marie-coppin</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/hayley-marie-coppin#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boltvault babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cycling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Essex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hayley-Marie Coppin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[model]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[page 3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[westham]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1071</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Meet Hayley-Marie Coppin, our Essex babe who enjoys her weekends boxing and cycling. Hayley has a very impressive CV having done assignments for Playboy, Perfect 10, Page 3, FHM, Loaded and Front! Hayley&#8217;s ideal shoot would be with Playboy USA. Her ideal night out is (and we quote) &#8220;I love being taken for a meal with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grimsby Man Scoffs at Scientist Sperm Creation Claims – “Piss-Easy” claims layabout</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/grimsby-man-scoffs-at-scientist-sperm-creation-claims-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9cpiss-easy%e2%80%9d-claims-layabout</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/grimsby-man-scoffs-at-scientist-sperm-creation-claims-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9cpiss-easy%e2%80%9d-claims-layabout#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grimsby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newcastle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Petriedish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scientists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sperm]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1064</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Report by Boltvault Science editor, Peter Petriedish A man from Grimsby has poured scorn on the revelations that scientists in Newcastle have successfully created human sperm, by claiming he’s “been doing that for years”. Steve Jenkins, 29, an unemployed kitchen-fitter claims the “world first” as described by the boffins is nothing of the kind. “Listen, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tube Travellers Beware!</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/tube-travellers-beware</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/tube-travellers-beware#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[London Underground]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mind The Gap]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1055</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was recently using the London Underground for the first time and had an unfortunate accident at High Street Kensington. My attention was held by a sign on the platform floor warning me to &#8216;Mind The Gap&#8217;. Unfortunately, I was so intent on reading this important safety notice that I continued walking as I read [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Latest readers letters</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/latest-readers-letters</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/latest-readers-letters#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault Post Bag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Do It All]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Royal Flush]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1059</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Boltvault, I once had a shit and when I looked down the pan I realised it looked just like the Queen of England. I suppose when I pulled the chain it was a Royal Flush! Herr E Pie, Munich   Dear Boltvault, I once dipped my &#8216;Old Man&#8217; into a can of wood-preserver. Did [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.boltvault.com/latest-readers-letters/feed</wfw:commentRss>
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		<title>New Images of Jackson &#8216;Ghost&#8217; Released!</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/new-images-of-jackson-ghost-released</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/new-images-of-jackson-ghost-released#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghostly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snooper van Minge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1047</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man covered in ectoplasm, Snooper van Minge New images have been released of the ghostly figure recently spotted by a film crew inside the former home of Michael Jackson. CNN footage showed a mysterious shadow, believed by some to be the King of Pop, as they filmed inside the Neverland Ranch over the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Quimm&#8217;s dietary tips</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/dr-quimms-dietary-tips</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/dr-quimms-dietary-tips#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dr Quimm]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1000</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Morning all and welcome once again to my surgery. I&#8217;m regularly asked about what food people should be eating and for advice on health and fitness. Frankly I couldn&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s arse because I&#8217;m a fanny magnet despite my beer gut. However, for those of you not as much of a love machine as me, here are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese National Day</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/japanese-national-day</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/japanese-national-day#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=992</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s lesson is about Japan. Why Japan? Because they have a National Penis Day &#8211; honest! Take a look! We should lobby for this day in the UK so we can pay tribute to all the dicks that run our Government!]]></description>
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		<title>This probably wasn&#8217;t mentioned in the travel brochure</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/this-probably-wasnt-mentioned-in-the-travel-brochure</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/this-probably-wasnt-mentioned-in-the-travel-brochure#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=987</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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		<title>NORTHERN MONKEY ARRESTED OVER BUM TRICKERY! &#8220;I FEEL VIOLATED&#8221; SAYS IT BOFFIN</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/northern-monkey-arrested-over-bum-trickery-i-feel-violated-says-it-boffin</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/northern-monkey-arrested-over-bum-trickery-i-feel-violated-says-it-boffin#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boltvault News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Bollocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[utter carnage]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1005</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By our man with the Swarfega, John Bollocks. A man was in custody this morning after Police raided a house in the sleepy village of Chinnor in Oxfordshire. Concerned neighbors raised the alarm after a series of distressed screams were heard from within the property. Upon entry to the house, officers were greeted by a [...]]]></description>
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