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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, the woman can’t stand it anymore. She takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks; What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?’

‘It’s Keith the Midget!’ replies the woman.