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	<title>Boltvault &#187; Dr Quimm</title>
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		<title>DR. QUIMM&#8217;S GUIDE TO KNOWING YOUR POO</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, I’m resident Boltvault physician Dr. Julian Quimm and welcome to the first of my series of medical missives designed to help you recognise the tell-tale signs of illness or injury. In my surgery today, I’m going to teach you a valuable lesson; a lesson which could save you hours of pain, suffering and embarrassment. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PROBLEMS PUTTING OUT</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1801</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  Dear Dr Quimm, My boyfriend is always pestering me to have sex with him. It doesn&#8217;t matter what time of the day or night it is, he always wants to sleep with me. What can I do as I&#8217;m worried this sort of pressure will ruin our relationship? Abi Daysarehereagain, London Dr. Quimm says: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Dr. Quimm Casefiles</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/more-dr-quimm-casefiles</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1181</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Threesome Poser Dear Dr. Quimm,   My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me but Im worried how this might affect our relationship. What should I do?   Angie Sden, Walford. Dr. Quimm Says: Obviously, your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Quimm&#8217;s dietary tips</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/dr-quimms-dietary-tips</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1000</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Morning all and welcome once again to my surgery. I&#8217;m regularly asked about what food people should be eating and for advice on health and fitness. Frankly I couldn&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s arse because I&#8217;m a fanny magnet despite my beer gut. However, for those of you not as much of a love machine as me, here are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The good doctor speaks again!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=922</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, I don’t normally write in for help but I’m afraid to say that I’m really struggling and need your advice. I’ve been married for 7 years and I think my wife is up to no good. Why, you may ask?  Well there are all the usual tell tale signs. Basically for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chef&#8217;s Arse</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/chefs-arse</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=829</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, Could you please furnish me with the correct definitions of firstly &#8216;Chefs Arse&#8217;, and secondly a &#8216;Kleberson&#8217;. Are they the same? Also, what are &#8216;Clinkers&#8217;, &#8216;Chob Nuts&#8217;, &#8216;Tag Bolts&#8217; and &#8216;Undercarriage Urchins? Roger Bhouys, France Dr Quimm Says: Dear Roger. Let me firstly deal with Chefs Arse. This is caused by an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Dr. Quimm, can you help?</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/please-dr-quimm-can-you-help</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=826</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, I have particularly long arse cress and suffer from an uncomfortable build up of clinkers. Trimming the hair seems to make it grow faster and I now have to put it in a bun, which makes my buttocks look lopsided. Any suggestions? A. Nuss Bourneville Boulevard Dr Quimm says: I find the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Quimm offers more advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 09:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=819</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm,   I&#8217;ve been seeing this tart for a while now and she is proper filth, I mean the blonde bird out of Girls Aloud filth. She lets me do all sorts to her and is forever asking me to try different things with her from Golden Showers to Tarmacking. But the one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Carr &#8211; struggling with his sexuality</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/tom-carr-struggling-with-his-sexuality</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 10:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, I’m worried about a friend of mine, Tom Carr as I feel he may be struggling with his sexuality. My suspicions were aroused last month while on a fishing trip to France. I knew it was going to be quiet but I didn&#8217;t realise we were going to be miles away from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snare Drum Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/snare-drum-syndrome</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/snare-drum-syndrome#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=725</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Doctor Quimm, I wish to remain anonymous but can disclose my name rhymes with Hen. I have this problem… ever since I can remember I have been likened to a ginger mincing midget from an 80’s pop band who can reach notes only those missing testicles can. The identity of this dancing dandy will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rascal Rabbit</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/rascal-rabbit</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 08:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=485</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, I have an embarrassing problem. A couple of days ago I was playing with my pet rabbit (the battery operated variety) when I got a bit carried away. I inserted the the aforementioned item so far it became irretrievable. The problem is that it&#8217;s still switched on and I can&#8217;t leave the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hairy Bush</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/hairy-bush</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 12:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=491</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, I met this bloke once in a pub and we ended up back at my place. Unfortunately after he had rubbinsed me to get my juices flowing he pulled down my kecks and his previously magnificent tumescence dwindled to something resembling an elastic band. Can you tell me what might have caused [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Quimm on Swine Flu</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/dr-quimm-offers-practical-advice-on-swine-flu</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/dr-quimm-offers-practical-advice-on-swine-flu#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=383</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All this talk of swine flu has had my surgery packed out this week. As usual, when things like this appear in the media, people tend to panic, particularly when they don’t receive all the facts. Well, luckily for you, I’m here to set the record straight, hopefully reassure all my patients as well as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Useless Cock</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/useless-cock</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:38:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=91</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, I have a real nightmare of a problem and I just don&#8217;t know what to do. You see, it&#8217;s my penis. For a start it&#8217;s a funny colour- a sort of freakishly white you might say. It doesn&#8217;t seem to work properly either. I can never last more than 15 seconds when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Close Shave</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/a-close-shave</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=56</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, I am a man in my 20&#8242;s and I have what seems to be a strange fixation with my pubic hair. I regularly shave off all my pubes leaving my plonker and knacker sack looking like the last Christmas Turkey in the shop. I&#8217;ve spoken to my friends about this and they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Itchy Lenny</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/itchy-lenny</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=37</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, I would like to ask your advice on a small problem I suffer from. I have an unpleasant itchy feeling in my Lenny which causes me to insert my digit up my arse to relieve the irritation. Unfortunately one side effect of this relief is that I often catch my G-spot and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Put out!</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/put-out</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=35</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Quimm, My boyfriend is always pestering me to have sex with him. It doesn&#8217;t matter what time of the day or night it is, he always seems to want to sleep with me. What can I do as I&#8217;m frightened this sort of pressure will ruin our relationship and I really love him? [...]]]></description>
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