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		<title>Japanese National Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s lesson is about Japan. Why Japan? Because they have a National Penis Day &#8211; honest! Take a look! We should lobby for this day in the UK so we can pay tribute to all the dicks that run our Government!]]></description>
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		<title>This probably wasn&#8217;t mentioned in the travel brochure</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Priceless</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football boots &#8211; £100 Socks &#8211; £20 Leg Waxing &#8211; £50 White Away Champions league jersey &#8211; £40 Standing in front of an advertising hoarding at the right time to describe yourself&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Priceless  ]]></description>
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		<title>A man who looks like a thumb!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s really no more to say than that &#8211; he actually looks like a thumb!  ]]></description>
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		<title>Wiper blade safety</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Wipers I got a new set of wiper blades on my car (a Peugeot, made in France ).  I think they might be too big because they hang over the edges a little, but I don&#8217;t care, they work great and I would have to say that they are the only blades I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Test Every That Man Should Take</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 08:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right fella&#8217;s. if there&#8217;s ever been any doubt at all that you might not be a red-blooded, chick-loving, boob-worshipping bloke, you should take the test below! &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee Mate and more&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 18:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can&#8217;t stand it anymore. She takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poo&#8217;s in trouble now? Toilet tomfoolery ends in tears.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 10:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Report by our man in marigolds, John Bollocks. Male members of staff at an accountancy firm are counting the cost of their unruly bottoms after their toilet gave up the ghost and exploded. Men at Mi5er Accountancy in Guildford, Surrey excelled so much at producing powerful plops that the strain has taken its toll on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flood Appeal &#8211; Can you help?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Major floods hit North Britain ! Epicentre: Doncaster , England News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town&#8217;s 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering &#8220;fookinhell&#8221; and &#8220;chuffinnorah&#8221;. The flood decimated the town, causing almost £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearic Isles [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scousers &amp; Scots</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean Connery was interviewed on a chat show, and bragged that despite being in his 70&#8242;s, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, &#8220;Sean, if I&#8217;m not bein too forward, I&#8217;d luv to &#8216;ave sex with yer. Lets go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brown Wings Clothing &#8211; Legend!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a look at this, not just a class line in top quality clothing, the history of the brand is brilliant! Summer 1940 and as Britain stands alone to face the relentless onslaught of the Nazi war machine which marches unopposed across Europe, the Battle of Britain begins. As bombs rain down on London and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homework</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parents should always check their children&#8217;s homework before they hand it in: …Submitted by a first grade girl for a homework assignment …sheer class!!     After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very [...]]]></description>
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