Japanese National Day
Today's lesson is about Japan. Why Japan? Because they have a National Penis Day - honest! Take a look! ... (more...)
This probably wasn’t mentioned in the travel brochure
Priceless
Football boots - £100 Socks - £20 Leg Waxing - £50 White Away Champions league jersey - £40 Standing in front of an advertising hoarding at the right time to describe yourself.............................................. Priceless Twat ... (more...)
A man who looks like a thumb!
There's really no more to say than that - he actually looks like a thumb! Read More →
Wiper blade safety
New Wipers I got a new set of wiper blades on my car (a Peugeot, made in France ). I think they might be too big because they hang over the edges a little, but I don't care, they work great and I would have to say that they are the only blades I have... (more...)
The Test Every That Man Should Take
That's right fella's. if there's ever been any doubt at all that you might not be a red-blooded, chick-loving, boob-worshipping bloke, you should take the test below! ... (more...)
Coffee Mate and more…..
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her complaint to a supervisor in... (more...)
Poo’s in trouble now? Toilet tomfoolery ends in tears.
Report by our man in marigolds, John Bollocks. Male members of staff at an accountancy firm are counting the cost of their unruly bottoms after their toilet gave up the ghost and exploded. Men at Mi5er Accountancy in Guildford, Surrey excelled so much... (more...)
Flood Appeal – Can you help?
Major floods hit North Britain ! Epicentre: Doncaster , England News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fookinhell" and "chuffinnorah". The flood decimated... (more...)
Scousers & Scots
Sean Connery was interviewed on a chat show, and bragged that despite being in his 70's, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd... (more...)
Brown Wings Clothing – Legend!
Take a look at this, not just a class line in top quality clothing, the history of the brand is brilliant! Summer 1940 and as Britain stands alone to face the relentless onslaught of the Nazi war machine which marches unopposed across Europe, the Battle... (more...)
Homework
Parents should always check their children's homework before they hand it in: …Submitted by a first grade girl for a homework assignment …sheer class!! After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with... (more...)