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		<title>The Best Blonde Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blonde jokes are based on the premise that people (primarily women) with blonde hair are naive, gullible, and&#8230;well, just plain stupid. You would think that this simple premise would get old &#8211; but lo and behold it does not, the best blonde jokes are alive and well in the 21st century! For some reason, like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Memory</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1449</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m  not going soft, but sometimes I like these heartwarming stories, and this one  truly is amazing.  In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern  University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant  standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What makes us men</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. OPENING JARS &#8211; She&#8217;s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn&#8217;t. Jars are men&#8217;s work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE &#8216;SON&#8217; &#8211; Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE &#8211; Beckham free kicks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Middle of the night humour</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=926</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Suddenly, at 3 o&#8217;clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man &#8220;Holy crap. That must be my husband!&#8221; So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top wife gags</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 08:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, &#8216;What&#8217;s on TV?&#8217; I said, &#8216;Dust.&#8217; And then the fight started&#8230; My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, &#8216;I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gags, theres a few!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest club craze is to fill a woman&#8217;s vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking. A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he&#8217;s had a lot of trouble with squatters! 85% of Liverpudlian males [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A few more&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/156</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop w@nking. When I asked why she said, &#8220;Because I&#8217;m trying to examine you!&#8221; I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? A family [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brave Man Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They&#8217;re both fun to ride until your mates find out. How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist? [...]]]></description>
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