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		<title>The Best Blonde Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/the-best-blonde-jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blonde jokes are based on the premise that people (primarily women) with blonde hair are naive, gullible, and...well, just plain stupid. You would think that this simple premise would get old - but lo and behold it does not, the best blonde jokes are alive and well in the 21st century! For some reason, like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Memory</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/memory</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1449</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm  not going soft, but sometimes I like these heartwarming stories, and this one  truly is amazing. 
In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern  University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant  standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What makes us men</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/what-makes-us-men</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=1446</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.
2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man.
3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Middle of the night humour</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/middle-of-the-night-humour</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/middle-of-the-night-humour#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=926</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy crap. That must be my husband!"
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top wife gags</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/top-wife-gags</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/top-wife-gags#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 08:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=426</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' 
And then the fight started... 
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gags, theres a few!</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/gags-theres-a-few</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=325</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking.
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of Liverpudlian males say they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A few more&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/156</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/156#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.boltvault.com/?p=156</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop w@nking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
A family is driving behind a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brave Man Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/brave-man-jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/brave-man-jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your mates find out.
How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what [...]]]></description>
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