STAR WARS PULP FICTION
This is another in the series of fantastic edits where images of Star Wars have been mixed with other movies and in our opinion, it's one of the best. Star Wars and Pulp Fiction - genius! Read More →
BOOGIE NIGHTS MIX
Take a dash of Dirk Diggler, a pinch of Han Solo, a drizzle of Luke Skywalker and a large portion of theme music and you've got the perfect recipe for a Star Wars / Boogie Nights mix! Read More →
EYE OF THE TIGER
Very funny, and all about cheese - you can't go wrong! Read More →
STAR WARS AIRWOLF
Another trip back to the 80's where we see clips from the movie legend that is Star Wars mixed with the opening titles of hi-tech helicopter adventure series, Airwolf. This is brilliant! Read More →
ITALIAN CLASSIC
As iconic movie lines go, this one is right up there. It's 1969 and Michael Caine has amassed a band of crooks to pull of the crime of the decade - to steal a truck load of gold bullion from right under the noses of the Mafia. Add in some Mini's, one... (more...)
A-TEAM STAR WARS
Ever wondered what would happen if you took the legendary 80's soldiers of fortune series The A-Team and mixed it with a dash of the original Star Wars trilogy? Well this is it folks, one of the best trailers you'll ever see. Pure genius! ... (more...)
Even Hitler Hates The X Factor Twins
Speaking exclusively to Boltvault from beyond the grave, Adolf Hitler gives his verdict on Johnathan & Edward from his secret bunker in Hell. Read More →
The Best Blonde Jokes
Blonde jokes are based on the premise that people (primarily women) with blonde hair are naive, gullible, and...well, just plain stupid. You would think that this simple premise would get old - but lo and behold it does not, the best blonde jokes are... (more...)
Memory
I'm not going soft, but sometimes I like these heartwarming stories, and this one truly is amazing. In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young... (more...)
What makes us men
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3.... (more...)
The X Factor 2009 – Fouad Djaoublia
Welcome all the possibly the funniest I've seen in a while. The 25 year old waiter from France and now living in London came to the UK to seek his dream to record an album. All the judges are laughing their heads off by the end and the audience are on... (more...)
Weird Al Yankovic – Yoda
Sung to the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks, this is a classic Weird Al take-off with a Star Wars spin - very funny! Read More →
Lego Batman Trailer
We know it's not new but it's still worth a look, check it out! Read More →
Slip and fly
I just had to put this up here, I saw this and just thought it was comedy! Read More →
Japanese National Day
Today's lesson is about Japan. Why Japan? Because they have a National Penis Day - honest! Take a look! ... (more...)
This probably wasn’t mentioned in the travel brochure
Priceless
Football boots - £100 Socks - £20 Leg Waxing - £50 White Away Champions league jersey - £40 Standing in front of an advertising hoarding at the right time to describe yourself.............................................. Priceless Twat ... (more...)
A man who looks like a thumb!
There's really no more to say than that - he actually looks like a thumb! Read More →
Middle of the night humour
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy crap. That must be my husband!" So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.... (more...)
Wiper blade safety
New Wipers I got a new set of wiper blades on my car (a Peugeot, made in France ). I think they might be too big because they hang over the edges a little, but I don't care, they work great and I would have to say that they are the only blades I have... (more...)
Snatch Wars (Snatch Vs Star Wars)
I had to put this on the site!!! Very funny! Read More →
The Test Every That Man Should Take
That's right fella's. if there's ever been any doubt at all that you might not be a red-blooded, chick-loving, boob-worshipping bloke, you should take the test below! ... (more...)
Coffee Mate and more…..
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her complaint to a supervisor in... (more...)
Poo’s in trouble now? Toilet tomfoolery ends in tears.
Report by our man in marigolds, John Bollocks. Male members of staff at an accountancy firm are counting the cost of their unruly bottoms after their toilet gave up the ghost and exploded. Men at Mi5er Accountancy in Guildford, Surrey excelled so much... (more...)
Top wife gags
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that... (more...)
Flood Appeal – Can you help?
Major floods hit North Britain ! Epicentre: Doncaster , England News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fookinhell" and "chuffinnorah". The flood decimated... (more...)
Scousers & Scots
Sean Connery was interviewed on a chat show, and bragged that despite being in his 70's, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd... (more...)
Brown Wings Clothing – Legend!
Take a look at this, not just a class line in top quality clothing, the history of the brand is brilliant! Summer 1940 and as Britain stands alone to face the relentless onslaught of the Nazi war machine which marches unopposed across Europe, the Battle... (more...)
Show them to me
Probably the only time you'll enjoy Country & Western music! Watch and enjoy! Read More →
Homework
Parents should always check their children's homework before they hand it in: …Submitted by a first grade girl for a homework assignment …sheer class!! After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with... (more...)
Stunt plane
Saw this and had to post it on here, a stunt plane make some nifty manevours... Read More →
Gags, theres a few!
The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking. A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of... (more...)
A few more…
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop w@nking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with... (more...)
Jizzed in my pants…
The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 10/02/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake. The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. ... (more...)
Baptazia – Super Sunday with Noisia
Video 1 of 3 - MC Master X & MC Rhymes praise it up @ baptazia - Super Sunday with Noisia on the decks. Track: Noisia - Stigma. Original audio taken from noisia live @ gatecrasher 2008 with master x Read More →
Brave Man Jokes
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your mates... (more...)