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		<title>HOSPITALS OVERWHELMED FOLLOWING LIVERPOOL DEFEAT. RIB INJURIES INCREASE TENFOLD</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/hospitals-overwhelmed-following-liverpool-defeat-rib-injuries-increase-tenfold</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By our man in surgical gloves, John Bollocks.
 
Hospitals across the country have been under siege by an influx of patients complaining of rib injuries. The epidemic is said to have started shortly after the final whistle blew at Anfield as Liverpool were knocked out of the FA Cup in their replay against Reading.
 
Dr. Rick Shaw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bolt In New Sprint Sensation – Accomplishes Time Travel Feat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Athletics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beijing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Usain Bolt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By our man at the track, Wilf Kettle
Usain Bolt has amazed the Athletics world again this morning by using his unbelievable speed to actually travel through time. It seems that after winning Olympic Gold last Summer in Beijing, a team of top scientists have been working with the Jamaican sprinter to see exactly what his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympic Boxing Boost – “Tissue-tastic” says Kleenex</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012 Olympics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greg Wad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kleenex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women’s Boxing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault Business Analyst Greg Wad

Tissue giants Kleenex are reportedly in line for a bumper pay day after Women’s Boxing was confirmed as an event for London’s 2012 Olympics this week. A spokesman for the company claimed the move was directly linked to the upsurge in masturbation likely to ensue as scantily clad women get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>City announce latest bid</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manchester City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hughes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Premier League]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wilf Kettle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault’s Chief Football correspondent, Wilf Kettle.

Big spending Manchester City are set to stun the football world yet again in this week as they continue in their attempts to buy the Premier League title. Sources at Eastlands have sensationally revealed that the City hierarchy are planning an audacious bid to sign the Brazilian, Italian and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Murray injury scare – Star rushed to Hospital</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Snooper van Minge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wimbledon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By our man with his balls in his hands, Snooper van Minge
There were fears this morning that Andrew Murray’s Wimbledon dream could be over after the tennis ace was rushed to hospital in the early hours. While Murray Mania swept across the country in the wake of last night’s defeat of Stanistas Wawrinka, the young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ronaldo to Real in £80m deal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault’s chief sports correspondent, Wilf Kettle.
Manchester United have today confirmed they have accepted a bid of £80 million for Portuguese winger Christiano Ronaldo. The greasy, sulky, cheating little twat has repeatedly requested a move during his time at United but, due to a recent increase in child-like tantrum throwing and Real Madrid’s gross over-estimation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>United Duo In Champions League Blow</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 07:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Champions League]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christiano Ronaldo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manchester United]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hot on the heels of last weeks Champions League controversy, Manchester United duo Wayne Rooney and Christiano Ronaldo are the latest players set to face the music after pictures were released of the pair doing more than simply bonding as team mates.
Our exclusive picture shows the pair celebrating their 4-1 win over Arsenal by apparently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Champions League of Villains</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 14:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chelsea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frank Lampard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[UEFA today moved to dismiss rumours that referee Tom Henning Ovrebo who officiated over last night’s controversial Champions League semi-final is in fact a Barcelona fan. Ovrebo, 99, incensed players and fans alike with a string of dubious decisions which contributed towards Chelsea’s eventual exit from the competition following a 93rd minute equaliser by Barca’s [...]]]></description>
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