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		<title>MOUSE HELD ON CELEBRITY HAIR THEFT CHARGES</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By our man down the nick, John Bollocks Police have today apprehended a mouse at Heathrow airport on charges of theft and the suspected trafficking of celebrity human hair. Bertram Mouse, 24 of no fixed abode was arrested by airport police acting on a tip-off as he attempted to board a flight to Kazakhstan, reputedly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ROSS ANNOUNCES NEW TV PLANS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By chief showbiz correspondent, Snooper van Minge. Following his announcement yesterday that he was quitting the BBC after 13 years; Jonathan Ross has today announced plans for a new TV show which will also feature friend and comedian Russell Brand. Speaking to fans on his Wossy Twitter page, Ross described how his new show will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EXCLUSIVE! JEDWARD IN CAN’T SING SHOCK</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By our man with a slack jaw and even slacker morals, Snooper van Minge Hit ITV talent show the X Factor has been plunged into turmoil today as shocking revelations came to light amid claims that Irish twins John and Edward cannot sing. The pair who have consistently been the best performers in the live [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MCINTYRE UNDER INVESTIGATION &#8211; ‘COMIC’ TO FACE TRADE DESCRIPTION ENQUIRY</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault Showbiz reporter, Snooper van Minge. Irritating, fast-talking, slanty-eyed, pink shirt-wearing twat Michael McIntyre was today at the centre of an investigation by Trading Standards officers after it emerged he was attempting to portray himself as ‘funny’ and travelling the UK ‘impersonating a comedian’. The investigation follows a complaint by Swindon resident Mr. Bert [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Davina McCall bursts own ear drums – ‘Star’ hospitalised</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By our man who couldn’t give a toss, Snooper van Minge Big Brother presenter and part-time foghorn Davina McCall has been admitted to hospital after bursting her own ear drums while shouting. The ‘star’ was rushed to hospital after Friday night’s show which saw some celebrity-hungry, mentally challenged freak of nature evicted from the Big [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sir Alan Sugar in a right Carry On</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boltvault Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By our man under the boardroom table, Snooper van Minge. The final of this years Apprentice show has been thrown into doubt after allegations of sexual harassment by the two remaining contestants. Finalists Kate Walsh and Yasmina Siadatan were said to be shocked and appalled by the behaviour of Sir Alan Sugar who after the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peter &amp; Katie : The Split Which Effects A Nation</title>
		<link>http://www.boltvault.com/peter-katie-the-split-which-effects-a-nation</link>
		<comments>http://www.boltvault.com/peter-katie-the-split-which-effects-a-nation#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 12:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Boltvault showbiz reporter Snooper Van Minge The showbiz world was plunged into deep, dark depression last night with the devastating news that pop has-been Peter Andre and balloon-breasted bimbo Katie Price are to end the tumultuous, yet heart-warming marriage which has captured the imagination of a nation. For reasons as yet unknown, 90’s ‘pop [...]]]></description>
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