DR. QUIMM’S GUIDE TO KNOWING YOUR POO
Hi, I’m resident Boltvault physician Dr. Julian Quimm and welcome to the first of my series of medical missives designed to help you recognise the tell-tale signs of illness or injury. In my surgery today, I’m going to teach you a valuable lesson;... (more...)
Vikki-Gabrielle Holt
Welcome to our West Yorkshire babe, Vikki! One of our questions is "strangest place you’ve ever had sex?" Vikki's reply was "beside the motorway", we really want to hear about this, was she broken down? Vikki's ideal night out is a good meal and some... (more...)
Interview with a PUA
Direct Seduction Instructor What is a 'PUA'? PUA stands for “Pick up artist”. A man who is so good at picking up women its almost an “art”. There are various definitions; it’s even on Wikipedia. Put simply a PUA is a man who has skills that... (more...)
STAR WARS PULP FICTION
This is another in the series of fantastic edits where images of Star Wars have been mixed with other movies and in our opinion, it's one of the best. Star Wars and Pulp Fiction - genius! Read More →
BOOGIE NIGHTS MIX
Take a dash of Dirk Diggler, a pinch of Han Solo, a drizzle of Luke Skywalker and a large portion of theme music and you've got the perfect recipe for a Star Wars / Boogie Nights mix! Read More →
MOUSE HELD ON CELEBRITY HAIR THEFT CHARGES
Bertram shortly before his arrest By our man down the nick, John Bollocks Police have today apprehended a mouse at Heathrow airport on charges of theft and the suspected trafficking of celebrity human hair. Bertram Mouse, 24 of no fixed abode was arrested... (more...)
EYE OF THE TIGER
Very funny, and all about cheese - you can't go wrong! Read More →
STAR WARS AIRWOLF
Another trip back to the 80's where we see clips from the movie legend that is Star Wars mixed with the opening titles of hi-tech helicopter adventure series, Airwolf. This is brilliant! Read More →
PROBLEMS PUTTING OUT
Dear Dr Quimm, My boyfriend is always pestering me to have sex with him. It doesn't matter what time of the day or night it is, he always wants to sleep with me. What can I do as I'm worried this sort of pressure will ruin our relationship? Abi Daysarehereagain, London Dr.... (more...)
ITALIAN CLASSIC
As iconic movie lines go, this one is right up there. It's 1969 and Michael Caine has amassed a band of crooks to pull of the crime of the decade - to steal a truck load of gold bullion from right under the noses of the Mafia. Add in some Mini's, one... (more...)
A-TEAM STAR WARS
Ever wondered what would happen if you took the legendary 80's soldiers of fortune series The A-Team and mixed it with a dash of the original Star Wars trilogy? Well this is it folks, one of the best trailers you'll ever see. Pure genius! ... (more...)
WOMEN MORE LIKELY TO GIVE BIRTH THAN MEN – OFFICIAL
By our man in the delivery room, John Bollocks A new study undertaken by Cambridge University to be published next week claims that women are a staggering 100% more likely to give birth than men. The study which was commissioned by the British Medical... (more...)
HOSPITALS OVERWHELMED FOLLOWING LIVERPOOL DEFEAT. RIB INJURIES INCREASE TENFOLD
By our man in surgical gloves, John Bollocks. Hospitals across the country have been under siege by an influx of patients complaining of rib injuries. The epidemic is said to have started shortly after the final whistle blew at Anfield as Liverpool... (more...)
ROSS ANNOUNCES NEW TV PLANS
By chief showbiz correspondent, Snooper van Minge. Following his announcement yesterday that he was quitting the BBC after 13 years; Jonathan Ross has today announced plans for a new TV show which will also feature friend and comedian Russell Brand. Speaking... (more...)
OXFORD MAN HELD ON VOYEUR CHARGES
By our man twitching behind the curtains, John Bollocks. Police were called to a house in upper crust Kidlington, Oxfordshire last night, to arrest an alleged pervert. The alarm was raised by neighbours who heard screaming emanating from a house in The... (more...)
NEW ELECTION POLICIES UNVEILED
By our man in Westminster, John Bollocks. As the build up to a General Election starts to hot up, the major parties have today unveiled the policies they hope will see them elected. This morning Tory leader David Cameron told waiting journalists his... (more...)
IT’S SNOW JOKE! LATEST TERROR PLOT UNCOVERED
By our man with his hands in a muff, John Bollocks. MI5 has today revealed the cold snap which has seen the UK grind almost to a standstill in recent days, is the result of the latest fiendish terror plot by Islamic extremists. A spokesman for the security... (more...)
Elise
Welcome Essex based Elise - proud owner of one of the top 10 British bum's! Elise loves clubbing and drinking Malibu and Coke and also likes swimming pool changing rooms... Name: Elise Location: Essex Measurements: 30E-24-34 Height: 5'5 Eye Colour: blue/green Hair... (more...)
Amber Hughes
Welcome Amber Hughes, our Plymouth-based beauty who enjoys being a DJ, likes JD, a sexy outfit and hot girlfriends. Fast cars have been mentioned a couple of times too! Please, read on... Name: Amber Hughes Location: Plymouth - Green Army! Measurements:... (more...)