NEW GOVERNMENT PLANS ON CLIMATE CHANGE ANNOUNCED – ‘KILL THEM ALL’ SAY MINISTERS

By our woman in Westminster, Selina Clownspocket. The government has today announced revolutionary new plans to cut CO2 emissions and reduce the UK’s carbon footprint. Following a two-year study by the University of Leamington Spa, Government ministers... (more...)

The must have cleaning product of the year

Fed up with the sight of unsightly stains on humanity? Want to say goodbye to nasty irritations? Unable to remove those annoying Grimes from your TV every Saturday night? Well look no further! The boffins at Bolvault Industry in association with Cillit... (more...)

EXCLUSIVE! JEDWARD IN CAN’T SING SHOCK

By our man with a slack jaw and even slacker morals, Snooper van Minge Hit ITV talent show the X Factor has been plunged into turmoil today as shocking revelations came to light amid claims that Irish twins John and Edward cannot sing. The pair who have... (more...)

BUM’S THE WORD – LABOUR ANNOUNCES NEW PLANS TO TACKLE SINGLE MUM’S

By our man in Westminster, John Bollocks. Health Secretary Andy Burnham today announced how Labour plans to tackle the mounting issue of unmarried mothers. In a radical new initiative, Mr. Burnham has called for the introduction of anal sex as an alternative... (more...)