X-POSED! X FACTOR TWINS SECRET DAD REVEALED

By our man aghast, Snooper van Minge As if the country wasn’t talking about them enough, shock new revelations about X Factor twins Jonathan and Edward look set to have tongues wagging even more. Startling new evidence has come to light which has revealed... (more...)

MCINTYRE UNDER INVESTIGATION – ‘COMIC’ TO FACE TRADE DESCRIPTION ENQUIRY

McIntyre - 'smug wanker'By Boltvault Showbiz reporter, Snooper van Minge. Irritating, fast-talking, slanty-eyed, pink shirt-wearing twat Michael McIntyre was today at the centre of an investigation by Trading Standards officers after it emerged he was... (more...)

Even Hitler Hates The X Factor Twins

Speaking exclusively to Boltvault from beyond the grave, Adolf Hitler gives his verdict on Johnathan & Edward from his secret bunker in Hell.  Read More →

The Best Blonde Jokes

Blonde jokes are based on the premise that people (primarily women) with blonde hair are naive, gullible, and…well, just plain stupid. You would think that this simple premise would get old – but lo and behold it does not, the best blonde... (more...)

Memory

I’m  not going soft, but sometimes I like these heartwarming stories, and this one  truly is amazing.  In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern  University. On a hike through the bush, he came across... (more...)

What makes us men

1. OPENING JARS – She’s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn’t. Jars are men’s work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE ‘SON’ – Especially policeman but even... (more...)