Lisa Jayne
22 year-old Lisa has been modelling for a year and is based in Yorkshire. She has modelled in various publications and has covered glamour, topless, nude and fashion. She's 5ft 4" and supports Manchester United. Name: Lisa Jayne Location: Goole Measurements:... (more...)
Weird Al Yankovic – Yoda
Sung to the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks, this is a classic Weird Al take-off with a Star Wars spin - very funny! Read More →
Lego Batman Trailer
We know it's not new but it's still worth a look, check it out! Read More →
Bolt In New Sprint Sensation – Accomplishes Time Travel Feat
Bolt - capable of time-travel By our man at the track, Wilf Kettle Usain Bolt has amazed the Athletics world again this morning by using his unbelievable speed to actually travel through time. It seems that after winning Olympic Gold last Summer in Beijing,... (more...)
Warnock & Jordan to Take Ball Home – Not Playing Anymore
By Boltvault’s Chief Football Correspondent, Wilf Kettle. Crystal Palace Manager Neil Warnock and his Chairman Simon Jordan have today threatened to take their ball home and not let anyone else play following a disallowed goal in their game at Bristol... (more...)
Olympic Boxing Boost – “Tissue-tastic” says Kleenex
By Boltvault Business Analyst Greg Wad Tissue giants Kleenex are reportedly in line for a bumper pay day after Women’s Boxing was confirmed as an event for London’s 2012 Olympics this week. A spokesman for the company claimed the move was directly... (more...)
Slip and fly
I just had to put this up here, I saw this and just thought it was comedy! Read More →
New Cancer Shock – Being Alive Increases Risk
Special report by Boltvault physician, Dr. Julian Quimm. Coming hot on the heels of the announcement this morning that an increase in oral cancer has been linked somewhat tenuously to alcohol, scientists at the privately funded Bob Cratchett Biolabs have... (more...)
More Dr. Quimm Casefiles
Threesome Poser Dear Dr. Quimm, My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me but Im worried how this might affect our relationship. What should I do? Angie Sden, Walford. Dr. Quimm Says: Obviously, your husband cannot get enough of you!... (more...)