Flood Appeal – Can you help?

Major floods hit North Britain ! Epicentre: Doncaster , England News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town’s 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering “fookinhell” and “chuffinnorah”. The... (more...)

Oinksip Max – Swine flu

Chemist’s across the UK have reported a massive surge in sales of a new remedy for the current bout of Swine Flu. It seems the mass panic sweeping the globe has sent consumers rushing to their nearest pharmacy in search of a new wonder drug, Oinksip... (more...)

Scousers & Scots

Sean Connery was interviewed on a chat show, and bragged that despite being in his 70′s, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, “Sean, if I’m not bein... (more...)

Brown Wings Clothing – Legend!

Take a look at this, not just a class line in top quality clothing, the history of the brand is brilliant! Summer 1940 and as Britain stands alone to face the relentless onslaught of the Nazi war machine which marches unopposed across Europe, the Battle... (more...)

Show them to me

Probably the only time you’ll enjoy Country & Western music! Watch and enjoy!  Read More →

Dr. Quimm on Swine Flu

All this talk of swine flu has had my surgery packed out this week. As usual, when things like this appear in the media, people tend to panic, particularly when they don’t receive all the facts. Well, luckily for you, I’m here to set the record straight,... (more...)

Danielle Victoria

Boltvault would like to introduce to Danielle, our Yorkshire based beauty! Danielle’s dream assignment is for her own shoot in some of the top lads magazine’s and if you see her pictures you’ll agree that’s sure to happen sooner... (more...)

Homework

Parents should always check their children’s homework before they hand it in: …Submitted by a first grade girl for a homework assignment …sheer class!!     After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next... (more...)

Stunt plane

Saw this and had to post it on here, a stunt plane make some nifty manevours…  Read More →

Gags, theres a few!

The latest club craze is to fill a woman’s vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking. A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he’s had... (more...)