Who’s the Daddy?

Troy - the man, the legend.   Hi guys! You may remember me - I'm Troy the 70's porn star and I'm here to teach you would-be studs how to get the most from your woman. Read on as I take you through the steps required to turn you into a Love God just like... (more...)

A few more…

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop w@nking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with... (more...)

Boltvault Bog Roll

When you go for a shite, there are three vital ingredients you need. A bog, Suitable reading material and A reliable toilet tissue That's where new Boltvault Bog Roll comes in. No matter what your crack size and no matter what the consistency of your... (more...)

Useless Cock

Dear Dr. Quimm, I have a real nightmare of a problem and I just don't know what to do. You see, it's my penis. For a start it's a funny colour- a sort of freakishly white you might say. It doesn't seem to work properly either. I can never last more than... (more...)

Jizzed in my pants…

The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 10/02/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake. The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. ... (more...)

Baptazia – Super Sunday with Noisia

Video 1 of 3 - MC Master X & MC Rhymes praise it up @ baptazia - Super Sunday with Noisia on the decks. Track: Noisia - Stigma. Original audio taken from noisia live @ gatecrasher 2008 with master x  Read More →

A Close Shave

Dear Dr. Quimm, I am a man in my 20's and I have what seems to be a strange fixation with my pubic hair. I regularly shave off all my pubes leaving my plonker and knacker sack looking like the last Christmas Turkey in the shop. I've spoken to my friends... (more...)