Itchy Lenny

Dear Dr. Quimm, I would like to ask your advice on a small problem I suffer from. I have an unpleasant itchy feeling in my Lenny which causes me to insert my digit up my arse to relieve the irritation. Unfortunately one side effect of this relief is that... (more...)

Put out!

Dear Dr. Quimm, My boyfriend is always pestering me to have sex with him. It doesn’t matter what time of the day or night it is, he always seems to want to sleep with me. What can I do as I’m frightened this sort of pressure will ruin our... (more...)

Brave Man Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They’re both fun to ride until your... (more...)