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DR. QUIMM’S GUIDE TO KNOWING YOUR POO
Hi, I’m resident Boltvault physician Dr. Julian Quimm and welcome to the first of my series of medical missives designed to help you recognise the tell-tale signs of illness or injury. In my surgery today, I’m going to teach you a valuable lesson; a lesson which could save you hours of pain, suffering and embarrassment. Put quite simply, today’s... [Read more...]
MOUSE HELD ON CELEBRITY HAIR THEFT CHARGES
Bertram shortly before his arrest By our man down the nick, John Bollocks Police have today apprehended a mouse at Heathrow airport on charges of theft and the suspected trafficking of celebrity human hair. Bertram Mouse, 24 of no fixed abode was arrested by airport police acting on a tip-off as he attempted to board a flight to Kazakhstan, reputedly... [Read more...]
WOMEN MORE LIKELY TO GIVE BIRTH THAN MEN – OFFICIAL
By our man in the delivery room, John Bollocks A new study undertaken by Cambridge University to be published next week claims that women are a staggering 100% more likely to give birth than men. The study which was commissioned by the British Medical Association (BMA), ran tests over a 10 year period to see whether or not men and women of similar... [Read more...]
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